Some Drink Recipes

I'm putting these on the internet because I believe I am the first to name the following cocktails.

Whiskey Walrus

 • Vanilla ice cream

 • Root beer (your choice of brand; what am I, your mother?)

 • American Whiskey (I like Seagram's here but again, it's no skin off my nose)

In a tall glass, place 2 scoops of ice cream. Pour two ounces of whiskey into the glass. Fill the glass with however much root beer that takes. Drink/eat, as you would an ice cream float.

Tipsy Walrus 

 • Vanilla ice cream

 • Not Your Father's alcoholic root beer

In a tall glass, pour alcoholic root beer over two scoops of ice cream.

Other Derivatives

Brandy Walrus: substitute brandy for whiskey

Mountie Walrus: substitute Canadian whiskey

Kentucky Walrus: substitute bourbon

Groovy Walrus: substitute rainbow sherbet for ice cream, 7-Up for root beer, vodka for whiskey, a muddy field at a music festival for clothing